Thursday, May 28, 2009

RHNJ: Beverly Merrill a.k.a. Beverly Maher a.k.a. Danielle Maher a.k.a. Danielle Staub

It's no wonder she didn't want anyone finding out about the book Cop Without A Badge by Charles Kipps about felon turned informant Kevin Maher.

When Kevin met her at a drug dealer's party in Miami our dear lady Danielle was a stripping coke whore out on 10 thousand dollars bail for extortion, possession and kidnapping.

Yes, KIDNAPPING! I know, I assumed just like you that Caroline was exaggerating about the kidnapping bit in that little Bravo promo spot too. Nope.

Why on earth would she go on reality T.V. with these skeletons in her closet?

My heart is absolutely just breaking for her poor children.

Below are the scanned pages from the book including the now infamous mug shot.
Source: ohnotheydidnt

11 comments:

Emily said...

WOW!!! I was wondering what that book was about when I saw it on the preview but I forgot to google it! haha... what a crazy season!

Jill said...

I will never understand why these women submit to these shows.

The Townhouselady said...

"I will never understand why these women submit to these shows."

Money and attention (for some reason they always think they can paint themselves in a positive light).

In Danielle's case I think she's delusional and trying to hold onto a lifestyle she doesn't have the finances or social graces to carry off.

Jill said...

I wonder how much they get paid for each episode...or if it's a one shot deal? Even though I've lived a fairly

Jill said...

oops...lost that train of thought.

Dobbygirl said...

Hot, crazy mess. I hate to judge a book by it's cover, but she does look a little "worn". I mean compare her 46 to Ramona's 52. You are right she is very delusional. And yes, her poor kids, why oh why would she do that to them. I guess she comes first...

heather said...

Holy cow.. she IS a hot mess. But I kind of feel sorry for her :( Thanks for posting this - I was really curious after Tuesday's episode.

Lexie said...

OH MY Gosh! I didn't think they were telling the truth. It surely doesn't surprise me she used to be a stripper and do drugs.

She had to have known her past would come out if she went on a reality show!

Megan said...

So, I'm kind of obsessed with you on account of you have a female cat named Lou (though my Lou was a confirmed male) and, like me, you report the goings-on of Real Housewives like it's national news. Finally, someone who understands me.

Oh, Danielle. I can't wait to see this hot mess next week. And this is the first time I've seen the NYT homes tour. Am I catty or does that chandelier in Dani's house look out of place with the wood railing stolen from my grandparent's cabin in Door County, Wisconsin? I'm just saying.

The Townhouselady said...

LOL Megan!

Newburgh Restoration said...

This is hilarious. I can't believe you found this!