Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Swan Dive

for Lu

Angry Swan Faucet...

Meet your match, I present The Avignon Swan...
If you'd like to purchase this vomitacious furniture you can do so here.

11 comments:

Lucinda said...

Wow. It is such an honor, yet there are no words. Swan furniture, I giveth thee a home, check my blog.

Dobbygirl said...

Lovely - gag. Let me tell you when I used to attend Furniture Market there was one showroom (can't remember the name) that was always packed and literally had the most God awful furniture known to man. I'm not sure the target audience but as one of the buyers from a major furniture company said one time in a fabric showing I was in (it has become my motto) - "There's an ass for every seat."

MerciBlahBlah said...

Oh HAIL to the NO. Thanks a lot. Now I have to go scrub my eyeballs with Lava. I hope you're happy.
- Shannan

Anthony said...

In this case, the swan is almost as ugly as the duckling!

Talk about OVERKILL... Yikes!

Kathleen said...

Oh. My. Gawd. This is quite possibly the ugliest furniture my eyes have ever seen!

That faucet reminds me of the Billy Madison bathtub scene where he goes "What are you looking at SWAN?!" lol

Bathory House said...

Interesting faucet. Wonder if they have bats available.

my favorite and my best said...

who would buy that shit? that's the REAL horror.

Laura [What I Like] said...

OH. MY. GOD. I am strangely attracted to that faucet.

Jill said...

Oh!! My eyes!!

I actually clients once who had furniture similar to this. All purchased from India and shipped to Houston...before they hired me. I was contracted to do their windows. Swags, tassles, jabots, did I say swags?! My Dad helped me to deliver some art one day...his eyes got bigger and bigger as we walked thru the house.
When we got back in the car he asked, "When did you start decorating whorehouses?"

The Townhouselady said...

OMG Jill, that's hilarious!

ks said...

I don't even know what that last thing IS.