"hey there lonely girl, lonely girl
let me make your broken heart like new..."
Poor Danielle Staub. She's the only NJ housewife who's well, not a housewife.
What's a girl to do?
In the season opener of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Danielle arranges to go on a blind date with someone she's met online. Is she looking or a soulmate? A role model candidate for her daughters? Someone to grow old with?
Hardly! Our darling Danielle is looking to snag herself a bonafide sugar daddy!
It turns out her date, with whom she's already had phone-sex, goes by the super-duper-ultra-classy moniker "Guccimodel" (I know, you're already smitten right?). This charmer was found on Wealthymen.com. It turns out Wealthymen.com is an absolutely real Website, a "meet market" for single gals who, like Danielle, are looking to find men who make "over $100K a year,"
Nope, that's not a typo, a whole $100K per year.
You can see a snippet of her getting ready for the date here...
I don't want to spoil this for you but it turns out...."Guccimodel", the phone sex god stands Miss Danielle up. Leaves her sitting at the restaurant bar waiting.
Who saw that coming??
(Source: NY Post)