Thursday, April 30, 2009

RHNJ Presents: The Hundredthousand-Aires Matchmakers Club?

"hey there lonely girl, lonely girl
let me make your broken heart like new...

Poor Danielle Staub. She's the only NJ housewife who's well, not a housewife.

What's a girl to do?

In the season opener of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Danielle arranges to go on a blind date with someone she's met online. Is she looking or a soulmate? A role model candidate for her daughters? Someone to grow old with?

Hardly! Our darling Danielle is looking to snag herself a bonafide sugar daddy!

It turns out her date, with whom she's already had phone-sex, goes by the super-duper-ultra-classy moniker "Guccimodel" (I know, you're already smitten right?). This charmer was found on It turns out is an absolutely real Website, a "meet market" for single gals who, like Danielle, are looking to find men who make "over $100K a year,"

Nope, that's not a typo, a whole $100K per year.

You can see a snippet of her getting ready for the date here...

I don't want to spoil this for you but it turns out...."Guccimodel", the phone sex god stands Miss Danielle up. Leaves her sitting at the restaurant bar waiting.

Who saw that coming??

(Source: NY Post)


Dobbygirl said...

Oh that's kinda sad. I'm having anxiety about NJ, I'm gonna watch it, but if it turns into super mean girls (a la OC) I don't think I can handle it. At least our NYC ladies aren't hateful...

Jill said...

this is going to be a train wreck...why do these women sign up for these shoes? I just don't understand it. They all come off as self absorbed idiots.

My word is bighogro

my favorite and my best said...

HAHA!!! i have not seen RHONJ yet, still basking in the glorius sun of RHONY. can you even believe that kelly? what a complete douchebag she is.
but don't worry, i WILL be watching the new jersey ladies as soon as i have the time. they are tivoing.
thanks for coming over to my blog and commenting. and thanks for the compliment!
look forward to seeing more of your blog!

Jill said...

I said shoes?!! I meant shows. Freudian slip maybe.

The TownhouseLady said...

LOL, TOTAL freudian slip!

I didn't even see that. How funny.