Monday, June 8, 2009

WHAT THE FUG?

American Apparel I never understood your appeal. Now I know you are a hateful company that is pointing and laughing at it's customers.

So now AP, is going to have us all having to watch the moronic hipsters walking around with scrunchies. At the very least we can hope that they avoid the dreaded side ponytail. This is as bad as the headbands I ranted about here.

Poor dog, she doesn't want to be seen out in the streets being walked by a scrunchie wearing mommy. She take the proactive approach and removes it right off her head. Let's hope she buries it in a deep hole in the backyard.


What about this kitten? She's so distraught that her mommy wants to wear a scrunchie she's hissing and growling in an attempt to foil her plans. I'm thinking this lady puts on the scrunchie her face to look like a bloody line drawing. This kitty will cut a bitch.


Don't be a lemming! Just say no to scrunchies!

15 comments:

Arlynn said...

Hahahaha... I HATE scrunchies & I will NOT support their come back. yuck. The post is great though!

p.s. I tagged you on my blog this afternoon : - ) Enjoy!

Lady Jane said...

I so saw that ad and wanted to gag!! Although I adore there Triblend tee. Anyways, I also saw an article in INSTYLE magazine that said acid wash jeans were coming back. Been there, done that...no thank you!

The Townhouselady said...

Acid wash? Really? Come on, of all the fashion trends to resurrect Acid Wash? Sometimes I really loathe fashion.

Megan said...

What's worse is that these scrunchies are DAY GLO. Why? No ma'am.

The best part of the post is "This kitty will cut a bitch." I'm trying to figure out how to incorporate that into a conversation today.

Kristin said...

Noooooooooo. Why? Just why?

Dallas Shaw said...

if we all say no together, this wont happen...
dallas
http://dillydallas.blogspot.com

Tamstyles said...

I read your comment..you are crazy funny..yeah if i told her the investigator she would have freaked out and reported me for sure.

Rebecca Welch said...

...but they're American Made scrunchies...and as GOOD Americans we should all do our part to not bring this hideousness back! lol

Dumbwit Tellher ♥ said...

Ha..ha! Say it's ain't so AP?

Well then again, MC Hammer is seems to be making the scene again : D

Carlotta said...

sometimes AA scares me!! the scruchies are one of the most awful thing from the past don't bring them back!!!

Carlotta said...

your cats are adorable!!!coookie & sophia looks like my brilli, they're all so cute :))

Dobbygirl said...

American Apparel is a very weird company run by a very creepy man. He's always in hot water for sexual harrassment of some sort. Very odd. However I am going to admit to having a few scrunchies and using them to pull my hair back in a bun around the house. In my defense when you have an infant who loves to pull your hair out you have to do something drastic. Desperate times = desperate measures
Don't think any less of me :o)
I don't wear them in public though...

The Townhouselady said...

Dobbygirl gets a scrunchie pass!

She belongs to a special caveat...If you have an infant at home that might swallow a normal hair band then you are allowed to wear scrunchies without ridicule.

BUT...you must dispose of them once she passes the choking hazard stage though or we're sending that kitty cat over to confiscate them.

Dobbygirl said...

LOL!!! :o)

Lexie said...

A scruuuuuuuunchy? Always makes me laugh so hard b/c I think about the episode from Sex and the City!

I would not wear a scrunchy...well maybe while washing my face :) I just don't understand some of AA's ideas.