The Good, The Bad, The Globes

Let's just go there and start with the bad shall we?

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree...

I want to wrap gifts and arrange them around her feet.
This HAS to be pine scented right?

Tina is funny and so is her dress. Funny sad.

Oh Christina, it's always just too much. Your reds in your nails and jewels don't match and neither do the yellows in your hair and extensions. Speaking of the jewels, again, too much! Pick one of the rings (the one on your ring finger) and call it a day.

Little House on the Prairie meets the red carpet.
Save grace for the AMAZING purse Leighton because I'm fully planning to snatch it.

(b.t.w. I actually do think Jane and her wife Lara look just fantastic)
I thought this was the best dressed lesbian couple of the night until....

...I saw this couple.
She's fetching and her wife is quite handsome in her tux.
ughhh...cut your hair dude. You're looking WAY too fem lately.
The dress? Underwhelming.

YOU'RE OUT!
Auf Wiedersehen!
Seriously, WTF?? It looks like they just came from dinner on a yacht and Seal's leather shrunk because it got wet.

I'm torn because while I hate it on the red carpet
I think this is an absolutely stunning wedding dress.

Julianne is usually my number one pick so this saddened me.
I like half the dress (you have to guess which half).

Dowdy dress, drawn face, drab hair.
p.s. EAT!!!

Sandy, I'm o.k. with the Jenny Packham dress but girl you need to talk to
wigmaster Derek J because this one isn't working.
p.s. EAT!!

My pick for the WORST dressed goes to:
Halle Berry in Nina Ricci.

In a stunning turn of events Halle stepped out of the limo in just her Spanks. She obviously had forgotten to put her dress on before leaving the house.
Fortunately, some kind person gave her their shawl to wrap around her waist.
EPIC FAIL (and you should know better)!

Let's see some of the hits...

yea for both but Jane wins!

Dig it.

Damn! Trent Reznor, you clean up real nice!

Kelly Osborne rocked the turd out of this Posen dress!!

Yes!

Beautiful

Nice

All the stars in the universe are twinkling for you Olivia Wilde
and the Louboutin shoes? Swoon!

This is what I would have worn.
Piper Perabo watch out! I'm on a purse snatching rampage and yours is next!

Hands down my BEST DRESSED goes to:

I LOVE this color against Emma Stone's skin, the minimalism of this dress and the accessories. A brave choice. Not tired and predictable.
Absolute perfection!