The Best Place On Earth- Jersey Shore

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It's now less than two weeks (Premiers Dec. 3rd on MTV) until we can get more Jersey Shore Gems of Wisdom like this:

"You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to someone
who looks like Rambo pretty much with his shirt off?"

Fist Pump- The Series

If you enjoyed "The Islands" you'll be very excited to here that MTV has a new series that will start airing December 3rd called Jersey Shore. It's The Real World version of The Islands spoof.


Until then practice your fist pump.

Welcome To The Islands

"We're going to a pool party in the Hamptons. It's gonna be really classy. I just got my boobs done and I can't wait to show them off."

Part 5 of 5 (OMG, it's ovah!)

Welcome To The Islands

"I am NOT about the mustache by the way!"

Part 4 of 5

Welcome To The Islands

"I'm so sicka all deez douche bags tryin' ta take advantage of me an my sista."

Part 3 of 5

Welcome To The Islands

"I spent hour after hour raising that boy."

Part 2 of 5

Welcome To The Islands

Seriously, just watch it.

"Staten Island breeds a very specific typa person. I'm loyal, I come from a good family, I have morals, I'm classy- stuff like dat!"

Part 1 of 5

Welcome to The Jersey Shore...

So in getting ready to watch the premier of the Real Housewives of New Jersey I was thinking about the Jersey Shore phenomenon and came across this gem on youtube. It's gobsmackingly hysterical.

Bronzer? check!
Hair gel? check!
Eyebrow wax? check!
Practiced your Puss-lips pose? F^ck yeah, got dat sh*t perfected!

Then you're ready...