My friend just sent me this email and I couldn't stop laughing...
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my drink and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
So uncouth yet, so funny. Have a great weekend everyone!