I've Been Keeping A Secret...

I'm pregnant.

It was a total surprise.

Remember back in early August I was M.I.A. and told you I wasn't feeling well? Well...I didn't know it at the time but, this is why. Quite honestly, I thought I had a serious illness. I had heartburn that felt like I swallowed a flaming ball of shrapnel. The pain was so bad it was making me vomit (T.M.I. sorry). This was combined with dizzy spells and shortness of breath. I also couldn't stay awake for more than 3 hours at a time. I fell asleep twice while typing at the keyboard only to be awakened by one of those neck busting head jerks.

After hemming and hawing hoping it would clear up on it's own (I'm the master at avoiding doctor visits) I finally conceded that it's not going away and I need to see some doctors. So, here I am making appointments to see a litany of specialists when I get a phone call from an old friend. She asks me how I'm doing and I told her what was up. She said, "Sounds like you're pregnant".

EXCUSE ME??? WHAT???!!!???

So I set about doing the math. Uhhhhhh....DOH! Take the at home tinkle test and wouldn't you know it!

Now, I know what you're thinking how did I not know I'd missed periods? (WARNING- here's more T.M.I. so for those who don't want this info. jump ahead to the next paragraph) Early June, I'm right on schedule. Early July, it's there, but it's really light and only 2 days, o.k. weird but, I'm not freaked out and dismiss it as light because I was stressed and I am getting older *coughthirtyeightcough*. You know how that happens, right ladies? Early August I'm in the throws of not feeling well and I don't even realize I've missed it completely because I'm so preoccupied with my impending death!

Now- I'm at 13 weeks and we're both VERY happy. I still feel like crap but now it's happy-crappy. The kid is constantly moving. The doctor said on a scale of 1-10 this kid's a 10. Arms and legs are flailing and kicking like a ninja (lucky me).

This will be the first grandchild for both sides of the family. Each of which had pretty much written off any hope of having grandchildren. As you can guess there's a lot of joy being spread about. The little bugger is scheduled to make it's grand debut in March of 2010.

Wish me luck!

Keith Richards P.S.A....

Gaga for Gucci

You all know I love green. Well, does it get much better than this? Green Python with Black Patent Accents? Holy Mother of God!

I.LOVE.THIS.BAG!

$3,500-

that is all for now, carry on.

Photographer- Iain Crawford

I am completely enraptured by the "Splashtastic" series shot by photographer Iain Crawford. He's able to beautifully capture these paint and powder images by employing a stop motion photography technique.

Known primarily for his beauty shots, Crawford has a portfolio full of incredible images. If you'd like to see more please click through to his website here.

ValentinOhhhhhh My God!

I love sparkly things, I love handbags, I love Valentino. I love this Paillette-Embellished Handbag with Jewel and Stone accents by Valentino.

$4695-
available here

The price, I do not love but, such is life.

Listening To- Gary Go

Hit Pause On the Player First--->

Gary Go- Wonderful

Love Bug

This Stephen Webster designed ring of rhodium-plated white gold set with ruby cabochons, white diamond wings, a silver diamond tail and a black diamond band will be auctioned for charity Malaria No More UK.

In October, 300 limited edition replica rings will be available at www.asos.com

Uhm, Yes please!

Flat Out Beauties

I am in desperate need of some new flats for kicking back and hoofing it around town. Here's a few I'm contemplating.

No, you won't find the done-to-death Tory Birch Reva flats on the list because whenever I see someone wearing them I think, "I want everyone to know I'm wearing a Tory shoe. See, the giant medallion proves so!" Ugh, no thanks.

Taryn Rose 'Bobble' Flat

Jessica Simpson 'Edison' Flat

Sam Edelman 'Candela' Flat

Taryn Rose 'Bess' Flat

Ruby & Bloom 'Grace' Flat

Steve Madden 'Bravvoo' Flat

All available at Nordstrom

Swan Dive

for Lu

Angry Swan Faucet...

Meet your match, I present The Avignon Swan...

If you'd like to purchase this vomitacious furniture you can do so here.

Window Shopping

If I had unlimited funds this would be mine. The carving, the construction, the design, sigh.

$40K

Jade and Diamond in 18K Gold ring by Tony Duquette

I Got Nothin'...

I had one of those busy brain days and I got nothing in my bag of tricks for my lovelies today.

So, have a fabulous weekend!











image: Jonas Bergstrand

Sex On Heels

I seriously can't even stand how sexy these Nicholas Kirkwood chiseled heels are. I want them all. If I had to choose I would have to take the wide black heel as it's taking the cake in the "ultimate wear it to work heel ever" category and the azure blue as the "I need the shoes I'll find something to wear with it later" winner. I'm just staring at them like fine works of art.

No Way!

This is absolutely ridunkulous! Seriously.

Stone&Honey

You know I love me some stone slices! I found these agate slice necklaces by Stone&Honey and fell in love. Each retails for only $110- to $115-. Not bad for beautiful hand tooled jewelry. Check them out over at Supermarket by clicking here.

I'm Back!

I'm back and boy do I have so much catching up to do!

I wanted to share two things that were a godsend to me while soaking up the rays during my vacation. I practically grew up at the beach so I know all too well the importance of caring for my skin while indulging. I'm particularly cautious with my face but have had many issues with sunscreens that are supposed to be designed for use on the face burning and stinging my skin. Particularly around my eyes. Since I'm a huge fan of the acne fighting line at Mario Badescu Skin Care I decided to give two of their sun-care products a try.I would highly recommend both the Eye and Lip Sunscreen and the After Sun Cooling Gel. Both lived up to my expectations and neither irritated my skin. The After Sun Cooling Gel was particularly refreshing. I did also try the sunscreen meant for the body but honestly, save your money. It didn't preform any better or worse that the drug store variety. So if you're planning on spending some time in the sun consider giving them a try.

We Are Here

This is the view from the top of the bluff where my folks live. We've been having a lazy blast. Wake, food, beach, food, nap, food, sleep repeat. It's just what the doctor ordered.

Whisked Away...

The Man-of-the-Townhouse and I are jetting off for some well needed R&R. So, I won't be around next week.

To what exotic local will we be whisking away to?

My folks place! They live in VA right on the Chesapeake. We plan on getting in lots of beach time, some great home cooked meals and a jaunt out for some soft shell crab. Yippeeeee!

Again sorry I haven't been around lately but I have a good reason. I'll share it with you once I can.

I may blog once or twice while we're away but I make no promises. When I get back I'll be sufficiently refreshed and ready for action!

For now ta-ta!

M.I.A.

Hey all, I know, you must all be missing me terribly! I'm sorry I've been missing in action but I've been a little under the weather. Nothing to worry about but I haven't had the gumption to blog. Everything is otherwise fine and I'll be back in the saddle in no time.

Shoe Lust

Roberto Cavalli

orig. $1550- now $775- here